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In the first scene of the play we see a disguised peacock carrying a kind of sword, in the second scene another one with a gun and in the third scene another new animal with a machine gun. What is the name of the play? The Pavorangers

The play begins and a mother gives the baby food. The curtain closes. It opens again and in the second act the same thing but the baby vomits the mush in his face. What is the name of the play? All about my mother.

The curtain opens and a pack of Chu cigarettes appears. The curtain closes, opens again and some people appear smoking those cigarettes. What is the name of the movie? Fumanchu.

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The members of Parque Lecocq exchanged two peacock houses in exchange for a refrigerator with freezer that was necessary to incorporate to the canteen of the employees that the place has, reported El Observador.

He explained that the surplus animals are not sold because “it is a lot of work for the State to sell things and this can only be done through a bidding process.” In addition, “the TOCAF does authorize animal-for-animal or animal-for-object bartering.”

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The hierarch said that in addition to peacocks “there are deer that are surplus, that reproduce in the park and that are extremely tameable animals.” Other animals that represent a greater danger, such as lions, are exchanged with zoos.

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Real Sporting de Gijón will put on sale from 17:00 this afternoon the tickets for season ticket holders and supplements for the match on Saturday, April 16 (20:30) against Real Oviedo at El Molinón – Enrique Castro Quini, corresponding to match day 36 of LaLiga SmartBank.

Each season ticket holder can purchase a maximum of two tickets. The tickets are nominative and non-transferable and it will be essential to present the season ticket holder’s card and identify the people who will use the tickets.

Option B’ subscribers and new subscribers will have a supplement that can be purchased from this afternoon at the ticket offices of El Molinón, at the official Club store and also online, in the Subscribers Area of our website with no administration fees.

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